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Luke

A tail jockey who likes Tesco own chocolate more than the real stuff, he also thinks he’s as big as badamanda when in actual fact he’s get the fist of fire from a hamster.
“Luke is a right tail jockey
by Beaneyman May 18, 2018
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Luke

A stupid white ass motherfucker who is the most basic man and thinks vanilla sex is kinky. When he gets married him and his wife will only have sex once a year. He's also so ugly and people forget how ugly he is and when people see him they get pissed because of how ugly he is.
He's such a Luke/
by THATbitch6669996900000000 March 9, 2020
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Luke

Luke is shit at intercourse
by Gibbybanter February 7, 2021
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Luke

lukes are very agressve and you are very unlucky to meet one and are usally in jail for sexuall harasment they love to be naked he is speical and usally are very sexy and no how to wreck someones day and scare them life
LUKE: " i will hump your heads off"
EVERYONE: Ahhhhhhhh run
by Fax potatos April 8, 2019
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Luke

Luke is usually a big dude and the most popular but he is also an asshole. Luke goes for every girl he thinks is hot. Luke will make fun of smaller people than him and acts all tough and cool around girls. Luke is also a bitch
Luke- Hey look at that girl over there she's hot I'mma go ask her out
by Done este la leche¿ December 17, 2018
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Luke

Luke are pure assholes. They will go girl to girl searching for the “right girl” but later on in his life he will realize that he let the right girl go. He’s too caught up in his good looks and nice body to care about anything but himself. He will break every thing he touches and leave girls crying themselves to sleep. If you ever find a Luke, run for your life.
ME : “ why are you crying Lisa?”

Lisa: “Luke broke up with me last night, and now he’s dating Lola”
by Bdcjsnsbid April 17, 2019
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Luke

Luke, a guy who can be a bit dirty-minded at times, however; he’s a great guy in general. He’s funny, handsome and (most likely) popular.
Luke.
by whnskiesaregrey April 25, 2019
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