afri-tan

A tan that is so dark, the person could be mistaken for an African.

Yo, check out that sista over there.
Her? She's not black.
What?!
Na she just has an afri-tan.

by arch2491 May 4, 2011

tanned pooter

the smell from your vagina after tanning in a tanning bed. from sweating

"omg do you get a tanned pooter after you tan?"
"dude, when your girl gets back from the tanning beds, does she have a tanned pooter?"

by Qwak March 22, 2009

vet's tan

When your arms are tanned up until where you t-shirt sleeve would start but the rest of your torso is still pale. Named after the phenomenon of agricultural vets sticking there arm up inside animals... Think about it.

I was working outside all summer but couldn't take my shirt off, so I've totally got a vet's tan right now.

by diamondabsolute November 24, 2010

tanning bed

A great way to get dark. Just get into a nice capsule and come out dark. This process can take 8-30 minutes.

I need a tan for homecoming..Im going to the tanning salon

by Avid Tanner June 27, 2005

Amish Tan

When a man with a beard gets a tan during the summer and then shaves their beard off leaving a distinct pale area where the beard was located.

Check out the Amish Tan on that guy, his face looks like a monkey's butt.

by flaminnagey July 10, 2010

douchebag tan

A tan you get from doing things registered as douchebag-y.

Ex: Sticking your arm out your BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz

"Look at that asshole in the 5-seriers with his arm out the window. I bet you he has a douchebag tan from that!"

by Bohemiangod October 4, 2008

dan tan

southern for "down town"

im going dan tan later

by ross106 April 21, 2008