Shorts typically intended for working out or team sports such as basketball which have been repurposed for comfort and ventilation during gaming. They are also the lowest tier of pants which a man can reasonably wear in public while going to a convenience store.
I just want change into my tactical gaming shorts, it's too hot in my apartment from my video card to wear jeans.
by Professor Fatbot October 14, 2021
A turn based strategy and role playing game by Squaresoft. It contains a complicated and well developed story about a war between rival kingdoms and the search for the Zodiac Stones which let demons manifest themselves through the stoneholders.
The combat plays out similary to a chess game, where in a battle, units take their turns moving and attacking on a grid. The max number of characters the player can use in a game is at most 5, although the player can have as many as 16 (I think) characters at his or her disposal. They gain experience and job points whenever they complete an action. The job points can be spent on abilities for the job (class) that the character is at the time. The characters can switch jobs between battles, and more and more jobs become available to the character as he/she gains levels in certain prerequisite jobs. Items can be bought for the characters between battles in shops at destinations (castles/cities) on the World Map (It's literally a map with dots as areas and lines between them.) Because of this setup. Almost all of the game is combat, with the rest being preparation and cutscenes in the story.
For a time the game was near impossible to find and it was selling for upwards of $100 at used game stores. After a few years it was finally made again as one of Playstation's Greatest Hits, and now should be much easier to find.
The combat plays out similary to a chess game, where in a battle, units take their turns moving and attacking on a grid. The max number of characters the player can use in a game is at most 5, although the player can have as many as 16 (I think) characters at his or her disposal. They gain experience and job points whenever they complete an action. The job points can be spent on abilities for the job (class) that the character is at the time. The characters can switch jobs between battles, and more and more jobs become available to the character as he/she gains levels in certain prerequisite jobs. Items can be bought for the characters between battles in shops at destinations (castles/cities) on the World Map (It's literally a map with dots as areas and lines between them.) Because of this setup. Almost all of the game is combat, with the rest being preparation and cutscenes in the story.
For a time the game was near impossible to find and it was selling for upwards of $100 at used game stores. After a few years it was finally made again as one of Playstation's Greatest Hits, and now should be much easier to find.
What, my definition isn't good enough? Buy Final Fantasy Tactics somewhere and check it out, it's only 10 bucks.
by JoshyPoshyPuddingPie June 14, 2006
The most weapon efficient in modern warfare. Referred occasionally by retards who like acronyms as TBM, Tactical Battle Monkeys are often ordered by Officers in the US Army and given to Enlisted soldiers without a hint of description about the horrors that lie within the box. The three most common uses for Tactical Battle Monkeys is 1: to scare the crap out of Enlisted Soldiers, 2: tropical warfare and battle through jungles, 3: overall Officer enjoyment
NCO: Dear God, not another shipment....
Enlisted Soldier: What's the matter Serge?
NCO: They ordered more Tactical Battle Monkeys.....we're doomed
Enlisted Soldier: What's the matter Serge?
NCO: They ordered more Tactical Battle Monkeys.....we're doomed
by Sgt. Admiral September 12, 2018
A nap taken when someone is meant to be somewhere or has something to do but simply can't be arsed to bother with it.
Abbreviated to tld.
Abbreviated to tld.
Dude 1: Alex was gonna come but he hasn't text back yet
Dude 2: Yeah he probably took a tld (tactical lie down) again the lazy fucker
Dude 2: Yeah he probably took a tld (tactical lie down) again the lazy fucker
by D3moralizer July 05, 2011
1) A phrase meant to convey that a certain strategy in any form or situation is that used by the actual professionals of that activity. (Best used sarcastically)
2) A way to describe an attempt that was overcomplicated with strategy.
2) A way to describe an attempt that was overcomplicated with strategy.
guy 1: "I didn't study for this test, I'm just gonna put 'B' for every answer"
guy 2: "That is a Legitimate Pro Tactic, couldn't possibly fail"
guy 2: "That is a Legitimate Pro Tactic, couldn't possibly fail"
by Darkmonkey88 July 20, 2010
Being amish is considered to be one of the highest
anti-poon tactics known to man.
Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic.
Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic.
anti-poon tactics known to man.
Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic.
Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic.
by Hott4u6908 September 03, 2007
A tactically superior avocado. It is tactically superior in every way possible, as it is still an avocado. Tactically inferior avocados have all been turned into guacamole.
by Tactically Superior Avocado October 28, 2013