Stressi Spaghessi

When you know things will probably be ok, but you're stressed nonetheless
For example, when you're prepared for an exam but still nervous as heck

If you’re stressi and spaghessi

clap your hands 👏 👏

If you’re stressi and spaghessi

clap your hands 👏 👏

If you’re stressi and spaghessi

and your life is kinda messi

If you’re stressi spaghessi

clap your hands 👏 👏

by Brighetti163 June 10, 2020

no stress disorder

NSD- NO STRESS DISORDER: When someone has never done anything in the military and complains constantly because things aren't comfortable enough for them. Characterized by a lack of sense of urgency and generally being a little bitch with no purpose. Closely associated with Little Bitch Syndrome (LBS) and carries many of the same properties. It is the opposite of PTSD- Post Traumatic Stress. Many people suffering from NSD will claim to have PTSD, but once the facts are sorted out, they really just want attention and free stuff. These people are generally, but not always, in the military. Their "combat tours" are spent inside of large bases where they play video games, participate in "combat salsa", eat at well supplied chow halls and talk to their relatives every day on computers. Symptoms include the inability to actually work, lying about how they went out on patrols and filing paperwork for awards they don't deserve.

"We went back to the FOB the other day and we couldn't find the supply guys we needed at their offices, so we showed up for COMBAT SALSA and found them. They were complaining how they got kicked off the internet after an hour talking to their wives. When we asked why they weren't in the office, they said it was their day off. These motherfuckers have NSD- no stress disorder. FOBBIT Little Bitch Syndrome

by H8Fobbits February 7, 2015

Whores get sores

Mainly stating that whores (people that sleep around, ALOT) get sores (such as herpes).

Girl 1: "Kesha slept with 6 dudes last friday. And this morning I seen her at the family planning clinic!"

Girl 2: "Whores get sores! HAHAHA."

by FluxRyan! December 22, 2010

swaggy.but.stressed

a tiktok user thats really seggzy and funny 😒😒💍💍💍

person a: hey did you see swaggy.but.stressed's new video??
person b: wtf no
person a: were not friends anymore bye

by stressed.but.swaggy June 16, 2021

Stress Press

A stress press is where you undergo a series of trials to help make a difficult decision. You begin by rubbing ice cubes on the nipples until the point of extreme nipple hardness, and stiffness. You then squeeze lemons on them making lemon juice and pouring it into a cup, drink this. It will truly help make a decision.

"Sky couldnt choose a highschool, he then presumely Stress Pressed himself, and the decision was quite a bit less of a burden."

by dunit April 13, 2005

don't stress

a term you use when someone asks you about something you don't want to talk about anymore. basically means "I got it" or "don't worry about it"

Brooke kept asking Joey how he was going to get away with his stupid plan. All Joey said was, "Don't stress. I got a plan."

by thedrizzyprophet May 24, 2016

Stressed

Stressed is "desserts" spelled backwards. If you or someone you know are stressed, eat more desserts! (Do NOT eat too many or you'll have poor health and weight issues).

Person 1: I'm so stressed about this test!
Person 2: Have a cupcake!

by Burrito._. June 8, 2017