The Light Switch

David, David really switched up when he moved to Orlando. He really hasn't been the same person since. That man switched up so hard we call him The Light Switch.

We call David The Light Switch because he moved to Orlando and became a whole different person.

by HGILLIS October 29, 2021

dickhead switch

An Australian slang term for a hunting knife. Used mostly by lad types.

I grabbed a dickhead switch to defend myself.

by MittyBlooo July 23, 2012

Nintendo Switch

The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.

The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 18, 2021

tire switching

Rotating one's tires. A phrase that is much clearer in intent than the original.

"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."

"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."

by g0dforsaken December 9, 2009

switch pegging

When a woman blindfolds her man before pegging him, then discreetly brings in another man to do the deed in her stead.

Paul thought Becky was using the blindfold and loud music to add ambiance to their weekly pegging. What he didn't know was that Black Rodney was quietly hiding in the closet waiting for her to let him take over and deliver Paul's first Switch Pegging.

by WECoyote September 4, 2021

Lit switch

That precise moment your brain decides you are about to turn up and get lit.

"Parker had a rough week at work so he's decided to turn on his Lit Switch all weekend"

by ronniec11 August 1, 2017

Pinch and Switch

When a group of male friends or strangers meet up in a bathroom and spontaneously start pinching the others' penises with homoerotic glee. The "switch" part comes from switching the lights off.

Do you remember last night, Alfred? When we caught Joshua and his boys playing Pinch and Switch in my uncle's dirty washroom for almost an hour? I heard them giggling the whole time they were in there, but by the time they came out they were completely silent and stone-faced. I wish they had invited me, too...

by Djentistrulyoutrageous February 10, 2015