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The Light Switch

David, David really switched up when he moved to Orlando. He really hasn't been the same person since. That man switched up so hard we call him The Light Switch.
We call David The Light Switch because he moved to Orlando and became a whole different person.
by HGILLIS October 29, 2021
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switch sucker

A person who sticks one thumb up their ass and another thumb in their mouth. Then they set a timer for how ever long they feel and when the timer goes of they switch thumb positions and continue until they are satisfied.
Oh yeah that kid Owen is a Switch Sucker he likes to get freaky at night, at least that's what his ex told me.
by oweneatsass911 October 16, 2017
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swagger-switch

The switch that gentlemen use to turn their swag on or off. Usually turned on at the start of the day and off at night, otherwise one might "wake up covered in bitches", so to speak.

Old English - Colloquial (~1739-present).
"Charles, don't forget to turn your swagger-switch back to 'on' after this lovely pot of tea."
by SuperDuncan8 August 17, 2011
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Switch Batter

meaning that someone swings both ways or the oppostite way of what their own gender is
"Gosh that dude is a switch batter"
"Dude hes been bi for 6 months now"
by bigfromALD January 15, 2010
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switch pegging

When a woman blindfolds her man before pegging him, then discreetly brings in another man to do the deed in her stead.
Paul thought Becky was using the blindfold and loud music to add ambiance to their weekly pegging. What he didn't know was that Black Rodney was quietly hiding in the closet waiting for her to let him take over and deliver Paul's first Switch Pegging.
by WECoyote September 4, 2021
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Lit switch

That precise moment your brain decides you are about to turn up and get lit.
"Parker had a rough week at work so he's decided to turn on his Lit Switch all weekend"
by ronniec11 August 1, 2017
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Shanghai Switch

To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack
Jerry pissed me off so bad, I gave him the Shanghai switch
by Jeemfeezy August 9, 2015
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