The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887

In 1887 John Hawthorne filed suit against Sally Sue. In which case Judge Cena established America's legal right to suplex.

Hey, if they reject you again, you can enact The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887.

by JudgeCena November 18, 2022

ahmed aka sully!

someone i love very very much. he’s super funny and is always very kind to me. he is the best boyfriend ever. peace out

ahmed aka sully!

“his farts stink but i love him he’s just lactose intolerant “

by slayyyqueeeeen123 February 4, 2025

Nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!

What an annoyed attendee snorts at you when you sarcastically voice a gross/crude/embarrassing "audio clip" during/after a humiliating event that others would prefer to hush up or forget/ignore.

Wry-faced storyteller: "...but needless to say, that big plate of beans very decidedly did **not** completely agree with me, and so I ---"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.

"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"

by QuacksO July 24, 2024

getting high on his own supply

When you start to believe the hype about yourself: arrogant superiority.

That dude is acting like he all that. He's getting high on his own supply!

by chillbilly* May 26, 2024