Oregon fire sprinkler

When someone with gut issues climbs a 25-foot ladder and shits profuse diarrhea, soaking anyone within a 15-foot radius. Not effective for actual fire control.

“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! My friend was fixing his roof and let out a massive Oregon fire sprinkler and it got in my mouth!”

by S McFace December 31, 2022

One-Eyed Stink Frog

A Maine cryptid that can be heard and smelled, but has never been seen. Evidence of the one-eyed Stink Frog can often be observed while camping in tents, but is not limited to this environment. Can be identified by its sulfuric aroma resembling boiled eggs. It's vocalizations range from resembling small squeaks to extended trombone notes. It has been rumored to leave a small brown streak behind, however this is hard to validate because the Frog has never actually been seen.

*pppffffrrrrrttttt*

"OH my GOSH, what STINKS?"

"Didn't you hear that?"

"What, that balloon deflating wetly behind you?"

"NO! That was the One-Eyed Stink Frog!!"

by aliboo428 July 30, 2023

2 in the drink 1 in the stink

Taking to down 2 loads down the gullet while getting 1 up the rear.

Tim is a beast! He had 2 in the drink 1 in the stink and was looking for more.....

by Bobba43074 April 10, 2020

2 in pink 1 in stink

middle and index fingers in a chicks pussy and the pinky in her ass

My girl loves it when i do the 2 in pink 1 in stink move on her...she just goes crazy that little freak.

by M.Shadows June 1, 2006

stink puppet

A simple sexual maneuver in which a hand puppet is inserted into the anal oraface.

"Like dude I was with this chick the other night and I totally slipped her the stink puppet."

or

"Come on Baby it's just stink puppet"

by Stewey Labroque June 14, 2004

Sprinkler Dick

The act of urinating while shaking your penis from side to side, similar to the motion of a sprinkler. Thus resulting in a piss soaked area.

Judging by the piss stains strategically placed around the bathroom, I had a serious case of sprinkler dick last night after the bar.

by Travis & Dena April 15, 2011

Shrinky Dink

The effect of cold water on the penis , whether from a lake, shower, or anywhere, making it considerably smaller

Dude look at his shrinky dink! It's tiny!

by jiujitsujack August 8, 2009