screentalker

Someone who talks shit or big only behind the screen, while in person they'd use common courtesy and be polite. A person who forgets that others on the internet are real people, and says whatever they want to them without any consideration.

Mary is usually pretty polite in person, but she is a hardcore screentalker on Facebook. You wouldn't believe some of the things she says on there.

They were screentalking, saying things like "kill yourself".

Are you screentalking right now, or are you really this awful?

by cookie_cake August 2, 2018

Screenshit

a screenshit is when you try to screenshot your broken phone and send it to your father, but he only doesnt see the cracks, he sees the illegal copyrighted porn hub app installed on your phone.

"Hey dad! Here is a screenshot of my broken phone.. hope you can get me a new one soon!"
"Son that is a screenshit.. why the hell do you have porn hub installed on your phone!?"

by mintynite December 9, 2021

Blue screen

A phrase coined in the earlier Windows days when a blue screen would appear while you were doing something important and you would have to restart your fucking computer because all operating systems up to XP were unstable as fuck.

I just got Blue Screened!

by Chris February 2, 2003

main screen turn on

Part of the Zero Wing videogame intro. Also see all your base.

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.

by Kander October 27, 2003

Screen-dropping

1. When someone sitting near you stares at your screen. Especially annoying when using Facebook, AIM, or sites that have 'sketchy' advertisements. This is similar to eavesdropping.

OMG, I was sitting in class the other day having an intense conversation on AIM, and the person next to me started screen-dropping...so annoying

by fizzeh February 25, 2009

Screenhooker

Someone who glances at your side of the screen when playing an FPS (First person shooter) Such as Call of duty, Medal of honor, and Time splitters, Using that advantage against you whenever you go around corners, use special abilities, or other hidden places being revealed, tipping the tide of the game into their own favor.

Joe is a screenhooker, because he had looked at Ethan's screen to snipe him out.

by KodiakWolf January 1, 2010

screenis envy

Smart phone screen size comparison between Apple and Samsung devices.

Guy 1: Hey guys, I just bought the new Samsung GS3.
Guy 2: And I just bought the new iPhone 5...but jeepers, your screen is so much larger that I have screenis envy comparing the two.

by AnOldGuy2 December 23, 2012