The unkillable soldier

Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart served in the Boer War, World War One and World War Two. In the process he was shot in the face, losing his left eye, and was also shot through the skull, hip, leg, ankle and ear that is how he got the name unkillable soldier

the unkillable soldier

by A ghost from Scotland June 10, 2022

Soldier

A gun with a person attached to the end of it. A tool mass produced by governments for the purpose of national defense or international offense. Murderers with a cause.

The brave soldier shot a man through in eye and bragged about it later.

by Zebbra February 20, 2015

Lonely Soldier

The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.

Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.

by mythicalmonk November 1, 2009

Continental Soldier

When a man tit-fucks a woman, normally at or above the age of 75, from behind by swinging her breasts over her shoulders on to her back.

You see that saggy old one at the bar? I'm about to give that bitch a continental soldier.

by WeKeepitFresh August 2, 2008

Soldier Porn

pictures, videos, or writings of weapons, equipment, and/or vehicles that stimulate that feeling of being high speed or bad ass.

"hey look at this soldier porn I found about the new camo coming out!"

"my favorite soldier porn is $hit getting shot up by the .50 cal."

by reloadNshootum June 9, 2012

South Dakota Slider

The South Dakota Slider is preformed the same way as the Baltimore Backdraft. However, instead of blowing the feces out of the funnel, the individual runs out of air, and the feces slides down his/her throat, usually resulting in vomiting.

I had to call into work today telling them I was sick, hopefully they do not find out I was sick form a South Dakota Slider.

by cubsfan0147 October 15, 2009

soldier

Any person of a nation's military. This term is nowadays used to refer to one of ANY branch of the military, even the Air Force and Navy.

"US soldiers are the shit. Do not talk shit about them, you cold-hearted fuck."
-me

by Dave November 7, 2004