soggy punch

A euphemism for an extremely sloppy and wet blowjob

Dude that girl I met last night gave me the best soggy punch.

by dograw April 15, 2019

Soggy avocado

A disappointed hipster.

That bloke with a top knot is a bit of a soggy avocado.

by Hashtagnp August 23, 2019

Soggy Sal

A wet finger in the coin slot.

Watch your coin slot - soggy sal's in town!

by djfantasy July 4, 2011

Soggy Josho

Slide a finger across your wet and slimy taint(wiping along the ball sac is recommended), then while looking your victim in the eye and slide it into their ear.

After working 12 hours, I committed a soggy Josho on my roommate, getting me quickly evicted.

by Josho117 April 22, 2022

soggy toes

When your in the bathtub too long your toes get soggy that is also called grandma toes

Man 1: I’ve been in the bath too long man
Man 2: oh my god look you have soggy toes
Man 3: mmm snack for later..

Man 4: ayo

Man 5: why am I even here

Man 6: idk why I’m here but I don’t like soggy toes

Man 7: same

by Watery pizza July 13, 2022

soggy bacon

When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.

Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.

by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014

soggy bats

When someone's has soft punches

"You have soggy bats"

by Leah Charles worth July 29, 2017