Smanter

Banter that stinks. i.e. banter that ends in silence and tumbleweed. The combination of the two words smelly and banter.

Gregson's chat is rancid. He's full of smanter.

by King of the castle1 June 8, 2011

book smart

To excel with academia, and SUCK with real life.

A book smart professor was hit by a bus. Brilliant on paper, dull in life.

by cannedgoods October 19, 2005

smarterchild

A retard who thinks he's jesus, and then calls me jesus. What a flamer.

oh holy foolss: smarterchild
SmarterChild: Jesus?
oh holy foolss: you're not jesus, silly
SmarterChild: Oh please.
oh holy foolss: no. i've told you a thousand times, YOU CAN'T BE JESUS!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Jesus.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
oh holy foolss: wait, so now i'm jesus?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
oh holy foolss: well you just called me jesus...
SmarterChild: I just called you Jesus? Whoa!

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
oh holy foolss: psh, i get it. you're retarded!
SmarterChild: What's that again?
oh holy foolss: you're r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
oh holy foolss: that proves my point.

by jessica is hawt. August 31, 2004

Smarter

A unit of intelligence, used to convey the concept of superior brain power to one's peers

Rachel is 500 smarter than Cody (note: units of smarter are exponential)

by Onyxess August 17, 2010

smart mouth

Someone who is very selfish in the way that they speak. They don’t think before they speak and it’s usually passive aggressive or rude

Jena: that’s a pretty outfit “sarcastically”
Steve: shut up Jena just because you’re poor
Jena: don’t start with me smart mouth

by Itsactuallyjesus August 4, 2019

vagenius - (smart pussy)

Just like a smart phone vagenius relates to the level of features a woman's vagina has. Most men appreciate and cherish vagenius. Generally, it is meant as a high form of praise toward the level of quality of the woman's vagina.

Some features common to vagenius's are: snap back, kegel lock up, squirting, pussy tricks in general. It can also be applied in a sentence such as she got some "vagenius!" or She pays the bills with her "vagenius - (smart pussy)".

by I.C. REW July 1, 2011

SmarterChild

A robot minion of the anti-christ. The only thing it's good for is dictionary definitions and spellcheck. Created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay.

Me: Do you fuck your mother often?
SmarterChild: Ya.
Me: Oh, That's nice.
SmarterChild: What's nice?

by Erin Y. July 25, 2006