Smarmy

An attitude resembling butt, covered in a butt/poop paste. Also can be used as a verb, a noun, or other things.

I was smarming the other day, it sucked

Your fart is positively smarmy

That girl totally smarmed on me.

He smarms baby turtles.

by walter cronkite IV April 19, 2009

smackymouth

when a person is smacking off at the lips about im gonna do or have done so and so

My wife can be a smackymouth bitch sometimes!

by cain6969and F U to who ever is useing mitchell March 6, 2008

smacky d

fat guy.. eats all day.. is a pussy.. lights people up.. get used for rides.. hawaiin.. has a big pair of tities.

yo smacky d is a bitch.

by i ain no smack April 6, 2009

smarkie

a particularly smelly marker.

Person 1: Whoa, look at that smarkie!
Person 2: Smarkie? Dude, do you have Tourettes?
Person 3: Hell, where did the K come from?!

by chemicalchaos March 13, 2009

Snarky-Chopped

To be struck poignantly with a snarky, or clever, remark.

A zinger.

The legal runner snarky-chopped the law firm receptionist with his quick wit of things that are cool.

by snarkymarky July 20, 2009

Smarkus Treet

massively potent cannabis, an uber-elite grade of marijuana, a "strain" of marijuana which has only the most extreme potential for intoxication.

"____________ took a job in Tha City,
a'workin foe tha man e'ry night and day
but he/she neva saw tha good side of Dat City,
til he/she got a hold of dat Smarkus Treet... !!!!!"

by howdemzdoodatswitechair, bwa? June 2, 2011

smarmy douche bag

When woman falsely uses your identity. They become a smarmy douche bag.

A smarmy douche bag in New Mexico was falsely using another Companies identity to fraudulently obtain business.

by Truk you August 27, 2011