Situational flirting

Flirting based on the situation and not the person.

Roo: "Wow everyone in the Below Deck crew is flirting with each other even though I'm not convinced any of them actually fancy each other."
Ol: "Yeh I read on Urban Dictionary that it's called situational flirting."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

J Cole out of the situation

when you're being flamed in a situation (usually an argument) so you decide to just dip instead of getting into more trouble (or apologise before being dissed further)

"F the big 3, it's just big me"
*doesn't want failed Rwanda basketball career mentioned* "sorry" *proceeds to J Cole out of the situation*

by richer den u May 19, 2024

Situation

Blue eyed dressed for every situation

Moving through the doorway of a nation

Pick me up and shake the doubt

Baby I can't do without

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

I remember only for an hour

Move right through me can you feel the power

I don't know what's going on

It scares me but it won't be long

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

Now he's in control he is my lover

Nations stand against him he's your brother

Been a long time, been a long time now

I'll get to you somehow

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

Situation

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.

-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

by Big dick André August 17, 2024

situation

a position of employment; a job.

"My sister has a good situation as a teacher in the local school."

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2025

Akin Situation

An occurrence in the electronic game of Dice Wars in which a player has two or less territories which usually results in the early elimination of the player within the first three to six turns of the game, or when a player is left with one territory for the remainder of the game until one of the other players (whether it be CPU or Human) puts him/her out of his/her misery.

"I started a game of Dice Wars with my comrades and was doing quite well until I found myself to be in an Akin Situation."

"Oh no! I only have one territory left! I seem to be in an Akin Situation! This is not fair!"

by Dice Master June 29, 2012

literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation

Quickman

Max: Bro He gave me literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation twice in a row

by mcfl1y January 29, 2022