To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.

Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."

by Kim MOTHERFUCKING Weems December 9, 2008

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samuel

An obese man who lives in the sewer and wears expensive clothing. He battles oversized alligators and eats them. He is a legend in his own mind. He has bright orange skin and looks like John Madden.

He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.

Dude1: I looked down my drain in my bath tub and I saw a mirror with an eye staring at me... and then it was gone..

Dude2: wtf??

Dude3: lmao

Dude1: .... i'm being serious

Dude2: ???

Dude3: you think it was samuel?

Dude1: who the fuck is samuel?

by IwasAdopted January 11, 2008

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Samael

is a gay guy.

The end.

Samael is so cool, and gay too!

by Samael Morgan May 23, 2020

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samel toe

This is the sexual act of when one man has a massive scrotum which forms a camel toe like shape in their trousers (shorts, underwear, etc) . Then the man asks random people from his home town to take a whiff of the in between of his samel toe

Joe: has that guy from town asked you to sniff his samel toe yet .
Max: no not yet one of my others pals has told me the stench is unbearable.

by McSharkey January 8, 2015

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