Sam

Swag At Me

Get your SAM

by sexMONSTER????? April 29, 2009

Sam

One whom has M.E, or myalgic encephalomeylitis. One who is tired most of the time, but when well can perform feats of impossibility.

<after witnessing a sleeping hobo jump up and fly to the moon and back> " DUUDE YOU ARE SAM "

by supermegamentalsam March 18, 2008

sam

guy who is a whore and SAM stands for STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKER.

You're such a sam.

by pizza boy lovvvvvah August 17, 2011

Sam

13 and a half inch cock, 4 around and can use it like no other. a compleat sex god. thats why he cant run fast like most. he has two brains and uses them for everything.

(two girls)we had a threesome with sam and we couldnt take all of it. we have to find a friend

by stacy h September 4, 2010

SAM

SAM "Swamp Ass Man" Swamp Ass

"Dude, that intense game of basket ball gave me SAM"

by PooterTang November 26, 2006

Sam

Ugly creepy guy with a butt chin.

The kid has a butt on his face!

Oh, you must mean Sam.

by EwSamButtChin February 17, 2009

Sam

A person with an unusually large ego whose thoughts are usually aimed towards masturbation and women. This person usually is with many women at a time. This person is also known to be a douche by his friends and to spread lies and can never keep a secret. He also brags excessively about his masturbation habits. This person also has received many blows to the groin area from women that he has cheated on.

Person 1: Woah dude, they broke up again. That dude's been with so many women!
Person 2: Ya I know right. He is totally a Sam.

by blogger453 February 19, 2013