snatch and release

when you use a live trout as a dildo before releasing back into a fragile river most likely causing an outbreak of fish chlamydia

oh man i caught a trout in Tasmania but it had the clap, some rotten trollop has been down there and done a snatch and release

by everything else was taken 2 January 26, 2023

Snatch Hatch

The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.

Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.

by Jody South November 1, 2023

snatch blaster

an individual (usually a male) known for not only intercepting and appreciating ones snatch, but for literally blasting it with a huge load, skeet skeet, blasted in that snatch.

"yo did you see how crusty tiffanys cunt was, her man must be a mega mega snatch blaster."

by sideshow slim November 29, 2009

snatch cord

when you go to bang your fucking lady from behind and she is on the rag make sure you rip the smelly snatch cord out before entry.if you dont you will send a wad of cotton up her smelly red vag forever.

i was fucking my grandmother at just the wrong moment she screamed pull the snatch cord pull the fucking snatch cord.

by billy snatch cord October 18, 2008

Snatch Grab

Performed on the unsuspecting females of the world.

The extension of the pinky finger (to be placed in the brown winker), and the two fingering fingers (to be placed in the pink winker) and use of the thumb on the "clitoris".

This process can be confused with "two in the pink,1 in the stink", however can only be pulled of with the use of extreme aggression.

Note: Can be performed whilst sprinting past the snatch, requiring great skill, not recommended for beginner snatch grabbers.

ay up, I just saw an unsuspecting snatch that I will most likely dominate with a snatch grab

by snatchgrabber1010 February 20, 2011

Snatch-ass

(*I forgot to add a 3rd definition to the earlier 2 that I submitted!*) noun 3. Someone who steals or "snatches" things from someone; a thief; a shoplifter.

"Those little snatch-ass hoodlums were shoplifting in the candy aisle at the store".

by Hung10Gemini August 22, 2008

snatch hound

A man who is preoccupied with pursuing women and is unfaithful to women . Generally a cheater.

NO WAY SISSY! I would never date vaughn. I heard from a friend of mine that hes a total snatch hound.

by Ibeatupanoldguy December 19, 2010