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Wearing your dick on your sleeve

The act of being obvious in your intentions to have sex with a woman so as to avoid entering the friend zone.

This method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, "I really like you a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship we have." , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.
nice guy: You know that beautiful girl I've been chasing for months? She just friend-ed me.

Friend: You should have been wearing your dick on your sleeve, man. You could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.
by Sanewma January 8, 2012
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A test of objective internet authenticity where the person being sequestered is asked to take a photo of him or herself wearing a green shirt with/in front of/near the object in question.

Originated from the Mugen parts topic of the worlds largest Honda enthusiast forum, this was first used to prove the authenticity of a Honda del Sol Mugen front bumper cover.
Memphis: Hey I own a jet ski!
Vega: Prove it!
Memphis: How?
Vega: By taking the green long sleeve shirt test!
Memphis: What's that?
Vega: Take a picture of yourself while you are eating a jelly dough-nut next to your jet ski pointing at it while you hold a calendar with my birth-date circled, and you must be wearing a green long sleeve shirt...
by johnjamesjacoby January 14, 2008
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live my life on my sleeve

This expression is a bit synonymous to wearing your heart on your sleeve. It means to live your life freely for everybody to see who you truly are, without being pretentious and aloof.
You know me, Chris! I live my life on my sleeve!
by K_K_B April 12, 2017
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Wear my dick on my sleeve

It's when you are not ashamed to show people that you are sexual.
Trust me honey i wear my dick on my sleeve, so why don't we just go with the flow.
by Joe Marzouk April 7, 2020
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I wear my heart on my sleeve

When a person displays their feelings instead of hiding them.
John: Hey Kate, I wear my heart on my sleeve, have you noticed?

Kate: What does that mean?

John: It means I openly display my feelings.

Kate: Oh well then yes, I can see that clearly, you have feelings for me.

John: Yes ma'am, I love you!
by xblack attackx February 12, 2012
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boys with long sleeves, rolled up, and sweater vests

it's extremely hot. if you don't believe me, see for yourself
i am currently defining boys with long sleeves, rolled up, and sweater vests
omg roll up your sleeves please, PLEASE
by myrealnameisnotkylie September 15, 2020
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a clever (or maybe not) pun on having tricks up ones sleeves.
"I don't know what I'm going to do, But this dog with a shirt has some ticks up its sleeves"
by Appomatox Blamo April 12, 2012
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