skater weasel

A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.

There’s that skater weasel Jonah carrying the skateboard he ‘borrowed’ from my friend at school.

by NavyTown September 13, 2020

Skater boy

If you are a skater boy talk to my manager

-look a skater boy
-yea he is hot just because he has a skateboard

by Givemeyoursnapalready June 21, 2020

Skaterism

The appropriation of skate culture.

"Don't wear a thrasher tee if you're not a skater, that's skaterism."

by coaster-toaster August 19, 2016

skater video

a very lame and annoying thing that teenage boys from the monterey bay area do. it is basicly like watching skinny boys fall while wearing helmets and knee pads.

skater 1 - dude did you see that gnarnly video of me skating?
normal person- NO. I HATE SKATER VIDEOS! EVERYONE DOES!!

by sar&sav January 22, 2012

Skater boi

Heartless emotionless psychopath

Don’t be a skater boi

by Lozloz1983 November 4, 2021

skater

Slang for 1/8 ounce of weed AKA an eigth.

OG: Yo - What you need a zip of the kush?

Pothead: Naw bro, funds are short. Let me get that skater.

by bhenchodan April 25, 2014

Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.

Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.

by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022