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bad situation

the best song made in the naruto ost besides from the sad flute song or something like that
it plays in naruto when someone is getting their ass beat or something is wrong for example it played when Sakura and naruto thought sasuke got kidnapped by them bitches that took over the arena
person a: what is your favorite song
person b: I love the bad situation song from naruto
person a: … *piano sounds*
by sazuke August 23, 2022
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what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"
"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"
by Дecca September 9, 2023
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win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.
Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
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Ryan Reynolds situation

A situation in which a straight man can say smash (while speaking about another man) and have it not be seen as homosexual in any way.
Guy 1 looking at a picture of someone eligible "Smash, and it's a Ryan Reynolds situation"
by Horse Denier October 23, 2025
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LIFTS situation

LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.
During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.
by BabaYaga13 June 4, 2020
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Situation

A catch-all term used by prison inmates in order to "hide" information that they don't want to get into trouble for discussing on the phone. Often times a reference to drugs that inmates are attempting to acquire through various means and methods. Used more frequently for this purpose on the East Coast. "Situation" can also be a reference to a territory an individual has been charged with for the purposes of dealing drugs.
"Don't uh, don't say too much, I can't talk about anything specific, but uh, I got that um, that situation coming next week."
by Happy Helperton December 15, 2020
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Tyrannosaurus Situation

A problem in which the size can be described by words such as colossal or titanic. Usually these issues are stimulated by a friends act of stealing or adultery upon another.
Drake: bro you totally made a Tyrannosaurus Situation when you slept with my girlfriend!
by Cookiehound June 16, 2013
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