shuffle-fucking

when a group of "not so bright" females rotate a sexual partner(s) amongst themselves.

i slept with him yesterday-You slept with him lastnight and she slept with him this morning! "lets go to the mall together right now".......re: we are shuffle-fucking this nigga-deriving from the myspace music player shuffle play.

by Mzidongivafuc March 5, 2009

Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer

I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants

by DsDirtyDan August 12, 2019

Subway Shuffle

When riding the subway or metro and a person loses their footing because of the jerky movements of the train when it comes to a stop. This usually happens when people have their hands full with bags or are too busy using their phones to hold the handrails. This sometimes results in the person scrambling to not fall over but more often ends with them crashing in to other commuters and causing a commotion.

Dude, put down your phone before you end up doing the subway shuffle.

by Chewster February 3, 2015

kanuckle shuffle

The implementation of the middle finger's knuckle administered freely preceeding the initial use of the index finger to any part of the member's genitalia.

I had an itch in my ass so i kanuckle shuffled that ho!

by Dindi304 August 23, 2011

organ shuffle

1. rough and passionate intercourse
2. violent and incontrollable dancing, typically hitting yourself in a way that would simulate the "shuffling" of organs

I can tell that girl got organ shuffled last night, she's walking like she had a baseball bat up her ass

by jitnem shaquavion March 20, 2023

bus shuffle

When you are on a bus and it slows down or speeds up and you suddenly do a shuffle to stop your self from flying to the front/back of the bus

Today I had a major bus shuffle and almost crashed into someone

by Megan smith March 26, 2015

shuffle punk'd

The phenomenon in which one thinks their iPod is not on shuffle (when, in fact, it is) because multiple songs from the same artist are played in sequence.

Steve: Hmm, that's odd. I thought my iPod was on shuffle, but I just heard 15 Beatles songs in a row... *Checks iPod*
...Wait a minute, it is on shuffle.

Mo: You just got shuffle punk'd!

by Mo's Friend Steve October 26, 2010