escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12prtscsysrqscrlkpausebreak`1234567890-=backspaceinshomepageupnumlk/*-tabqwertyuiop[]\delendpagedown7home8^9pgup+capsasdfghjkl;'enter4<56>shiftzxcvbnm,./shift^1end2˅3pgdnenterctrlwindowaltspacebaraltfnwindowctrl<˅>0ins.del

So you got really bored huh. You've done all the ways you could possibly type out qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and you've typed out all of the numbers in every way possible.

You found it.
Out of complete boredom, on your ass with your homework that's due tomorrow, you found this.
You absolute lowlife.

"Jimmy where is your homework!?"
"Oh sorry Miss I fucking typed out escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12prtscsysrqscrlkpausebreak`1234567890-=backspaceinshomepageupnumlk/*-tabqwertyuiop\delendpagedown7home8^9pgup+capsasdfghjkl;'enter4<56>shiftzxcvbnm,./shift^1end2˅3pgdnenterctrlwindowaltspacebaraltfnwindowctrl<˅>0ins.del instead of focusing on my work
"Fair enough"

by tealyy March 15, 2021

escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10 f11f12 `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+TABqwertyuiop{[}}\|asdfghjkl;:'"SHIFTzxcvbm<,>.?/SHIFTCtrlalt altfn

you decided to become so bored you type out the entire keyboard including shift

escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10 f11f12 `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+TABqwertyuiop{}}\|asdfghjkl;:'"SHIFTzxcvbm<,>.?/SHIFTCtrlalt altfn is when your bored lol

by bluemrmanb December 1, 2021

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

Shift

The word 'shift' means to stick your tongue into another persons mouth this usually lasts a couple of seconds and the term is widely used in discos in all of Ireland.

Did you get a shift yet?

by Jamesy.67 June 2, 2015

Shifty

(Adj.) A word used to describe the smoothness or coolness of an action, phrase, or anything in general.
(Noun) A trick that can be performed on a skateboard, snowboard, or any variation of the two. It consists of moving of the feet in the air, creating a "shift".

"That was pretty shifty right there, Tim-dog."

by §lain §lashe November 12, 2003

stick shift

1. When a stripper grabs your game boy with her hand and moves it around.

Dude, Dimples gave me one hell of a hot lap dance with lots of grinding and stick shifting, you need to get yourself one too!

by Dwayne August 27, 2004

Shrafted

Similar to the Texas Hotplate. This version is usually done as a hazing ritual. Whereas the hazee lays on his back under a short glass table or other transparent surface (ie. plastic tarp). The hazers then in turn deficate onto the hazees face.

Pledge Gary was shrafted into Lamda Lamda Lamda last week.

by r0d October 24, 2005