Shirt Crab

When Emily is done eating crab and goes home and her husband finds crab on her shirt!

Emily save shirt crab for later!

by Shirt crab May 21, 2018

Faded shirt

When a girl has been fucked to many times

You sure you want to cuff her she a faded shirt

by Rosealea squad October 23, 2020

green shirt

the most softest niggahs on the football field

“Hey! Don’t hit him he is in a green shirt, he’s soft”
“I’m gonna put my green shirt on today, my elbow hurts”

by yupyourdum October 7, 2020

Seemee shirt

A bright colored (orange, yellow, green) shirt or vest, most commonly worn in the Construction field

OSHA requires a seemee shirt to be worn on site

by Uptheirons33 October 12, 2020

shirt burglar

1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.

2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.

Definition 1

Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he

always wears different clothes.

Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?

Definition 2

Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.

Person 2: what a shirt burgular

by Getsit June 26, 2017

shirt ball

A giant ball made of shirts.

“Dude, I saw a huge shirt ball in my brothers closet, what a pig... yet I suppose it could be a creative thing...”

by Chicken Wing Sandwich November 8, 2017

Holy Shirt

A Holy Shirt is part of God's new merch. You can obtain it via Amazon or at a current Holy Store. Also check out the Holy Pants and the Holy Sweater.

Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.

Example 1:
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!

Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!

Example 2:

Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!

My mom: What?

Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.

by Patata con leche November 11, 2017