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head on shoulder

A sign of affection when one rests their head on their mate's shoulder. This can be a big first step to a more physical way of showing affection in a relationship.
"Hey guys She finally got to put my head on shoulder"
"Wow congrats man!"
by GigggityGoo May 6, 2009
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you should have bought a squirrel

If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."
by heyylaurenn! March 20, 2008
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Sebulba

The undisputed pimp of podracing. Sebulba's not afraid to cheat in a race, even if it means killing his opponents. He's the second most badass character in The Phantom Menace, right after Darth Maul.
My favorite scene from Episode One was when Sebulba started beating the hell out of Jar Jar.
by rastablowtorch September 17, 2005
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shoulder-biter

Slang term for someone with learning difficulties or a mental disability. Alternatively, someone who is acting like a moron. Origin stems from random, sporadic open-mouthed head movements typical of sufferers where they appear to be trying to bite their own shoulder.
What do you know, you fucking shoulder-biter?
by Trojan Horse November 6, 2008
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fuck me stupid, shoulda been running.

Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.
As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."
by rowafe August 25, 2009
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should have swallowed

An unwanted pregnacy
Yep I am preggers. I should have swallowed
by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008
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shoulder load

When a man blows his load on someone's shoulder, usually occurs in an MMMF foursome by the awkward third dude.
The mouth was busy, so I totally dropped a shoulder load.

I woke up with a shoulder load today, last night was sketchy.
by Mike January 13, 2006
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