The act of laying on one's stomach, reaching over the shoulders to pull one's ankles into a scorpion-like tail. Naked of course
My roommate brought his fat Australian girlfriend over to the apartment last night for my sister's birthday, and she broke the lazy susan on the coffee table after she tried to do the naked scorpion while we threw kosher eggs at her.
by ClemStokley March 27, 2025
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hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
by littleBasini December 13, 2012
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A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.
AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.
Goon: go eat a scorpion
AB: *Dead*
Goon: go eat a scorpion
AB: *Dead*
by WitnessRemovalProgram June 15, 2018
Get the Eat a Scorpion mug.The Running Scorpion is a risky sexual move where the male will chase a naked woman around and then flip over her landing his penis in one of her orifices. He will then shout "Scorpion Venom" as he climaxes in her.
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Motorcade Versus Scorpionisians<.7.9.7.6.> mug.The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"
The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
Get the The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'" mug.Adjective - When a character model's vertex weights are improperly assigned and the entire model blows apart into something that resembles a Scorpion.
Named such after the first observed instance when a Minotaur model deformed into something that looked like a scorpion
Named such after the first observed instance when a Minotaur model deformed into something that looked like a scorpion
by Derek J October 27, 2004
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