Ruben

Ruben a memespouting unfunny memer who still thinks mountain dew is funny in 2016.

That's such a Ruben

by klasmvm May 28, 2016

Ruben

Ruben is one ugly mother fucker, his voice is hella deep, he is always saying horny stuff even though he is not.

Ruben is ugly

by Yoyooyoyoyoyoy July 7, 2019

rujen

An undesirable individual or group of individuals. Unclean, loud, lacking in manners and upbringing. People who shop at Walmart with no shoes.

Our neighborhood has been taken over by rujens, so we’re moving out.

by MyFox September 15, 2019

Ruben

A dumb ass nigga who likes sucking dick

That nigga Ruben likes sucking dick

by a fine person May 24, 2018

Ruben

Usually associated with a youngboy with a big nose:
Abnormally retarded, Autism
*Has Aids*
Prone to getting rejected by girls

Did Ruben just fail that physics test? He failed the test because his big fucking nose was in the way

by Sean Cuellar October 9, 2018

Ruben

Ruben is a guy that’s emotional and shy he’s scared of dogs and eats penis 24/7 Ruben also loves to play monopoly and Pokémon on his free time

I love hanging around Ruben he so gay

by Sosaaa :) February 26, 2018

Rubensed

Having the affections of a member of the opposite sex taken from you from under your nose by another.

When chatting up a member of the opposite sex in a bar or other establishment, another guy/girl takes advantage of a small opening (going to the bar/toilet) to slide in and take the affections of said target. Derived from Rubens Barrichellos antics in letting Michael schumacher overtake him in the last stretch to win grand prix races!

by Blastertron September 1, 2005