Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.

Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.

by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014

Bushy rooster

- a rooster in a bush
- a man’s manhood

Phillip has a bushy rooster.

by RoosterLooter December 19, 2022

Mechanical Rooster

When there is a room full of hens and one of them has a strap on is known as the Mechanical Rooster.

John got pegged so hard by that mechanical rooster last night!

by Fagams Hero June 6, 2021

Red Rooster

Fried chicken that a man with a black beard and glasses should eat

Hi my freind deadmanchubz on twitch loves to eat red rooster chicken while gaming and streaming

by CucumberJoe September 10, 2022

rooster

An incredibly annoying wake up call

Argh my rooster woke up again

by Dylzah3931 May 18, 2016

rooster ring

A discreet term referring to male sexual device known as a cock ring. A term that was originated on the fly as a chamber maid discovered her employer Mr. Fargos apparatus that helps enduce the swelling of phallic member in hopes to not give away the otherwise well known description that being the infamous "cock ring."

Oh my Mr. Fargo as I was vacuuming thine tool room I almost ran over your rooster ring which belongs on the nightstand sire! Oh my that would have been quite the predicament indeed ! Oh bless thy keen senses.

by 40ozwarrior July 24, 2022

Singing to the rooster

The act of oral sex

She liked singing to the rooster all night

by Exbublhed July 24, 2021