Dan: Hey, Tom. You wanna come to the club and meet some girls tonight?
Tom: Nah, I'm cool. I'm gonna hang here with my humanoid and get a rob job.
Tom: Nah, I'm cool. I'm gonna hang here with my humanoid and get a rob job.
by Gay_Robot August 16, 2010
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2) someone with an extremely long dick.
3) when you fuck a girl, her mom, and her sister, and when your done you cover them in cum while they sing "ABC 123" by the Jackson five, and don't stop singing until you fill their mouths with cum.
4) someone so totally amazing that Chuck Norris idolizes him.
5) a man who gets more ass than a naked fag in a gay bar.
2) someone with an extremely long dick.
3) when you fuck a girl, her mom, and her sister, and when your done you cover them in cum while they sing "ABC 123" by the Jackson five, and don't stop singing until you fill their mouths with cum.
4) someone so totally amazing that Chuck Norris idolizes him.
5) a man who gets more ass than a naked fag in a gay bar.
1) person 1: "I heard that guy got a blowjob from 5 different girls...in one hour"
Person 2: "wow, he is so lucky to be a rob long, I would do ANYTHING to spend just one day as a rob long"
2) girl---"wow, your dick is huge, that thing is like a fucking fire hose."
Guy---"yea I know, god blessed me with a rob long"
3) guy #1--- "so I hear your bitch gave you a surprise for your birthday"
Guy2--"yea she had her mom and sister come over and they let me rob long them"
Guy1 "you are lucky as shit"
Person 2: "wow, he is so lucky to be a rob long, I would do ANYTHING to spend just one day as a rob long"
2) girl---"wow, your dick is huge, that thing is like a fucking fire hose."
Guy---"yea I know, god blessed me with a rob long"
3) guy #1--- "so I hear your bitch gave you a surprise for your birthday"
Guy2--"yea she had her mom and sister come over and they let me rob long them"
Guy1 "you are lucky as shit"
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Giving head to two guys at the same time and then vomiting when both penis' ejaculate simultaneously and the ejaculate hits the uvula. This then causes one to vomit all over both erect penis'. Optional: If one is up for the challenge they can do all of this while playing Dance Dance Revolution and Forecasting future cash flows. Also known as the Double Dick Ralph!!
Jason Atwd: Did Dave Rob work on his accounting homework last night?
Patrick Zallrman: I dont think so, I am pretty sure he was busy with some dudes.
Dave Rob: FUCK YA Suckin' Dick at the same time. I DDR'd those FUCKERS!!!!
Jason Atwd and Patrick Zallrman: You got any homework tonight. If not, you wanna head on over and play some DDR with us?!?!
Mike Fullsome: Are you guys talking about The Dirty Dave Rob AKA The DDR?
Patrick Zallrman: I dont think so, I am pretty sure he was busy with some dudes.
Dave Rob: FUCK YA Suckin' Dick at the same time. I DDR'd those FUCKERS!!!!
Jason Atwd and Patrick Zallrman: You got any homework tonight. If not, you wanna head on over and play some DDR with us?!?!
Mike Fullsome: Are you guys talking about The Dirty Dave Rob AKA The DDR?
by Mike Fullsome December 9, 2007
Get the The Dirty Dave Rob AKA The DDR mug.When a guy takes over 5 hours to get with a girl, who he has specifically gone out of his way to get with her, when she is obviously keen for it
Rob: I went to the city today to meet some chick
Jack: Did you get with her?
Rob: Yea after awhile
Jack: So it was a Rob Job?
Rob: Yea man took me 5 hours
Jack: Did you get with her?
Rob: Yea after awhile
Jack: So it was a Rob Job?
Rob: Yea man took me 5 hours
by Cool guy 69 :D July 28, 2010
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Get the Rob mug.The founder of Mars Hill "Bible" Church located in Grandville, Michigan, not to be confused with the Mars Hill Church pastored by Mark Driscoll in Seattle,Washington. Rob Bell says that he is a christian but if anyone truly listens to his NOOMA (coming from the greek word pneuma meaning wind or spirit) videos or pays attention to his book Velvet Elvis: Repainting the Christian Faith, you see that he is nothing more than a postmodern, subjective truth believing emergent heretic. He says in his book, "I say that the system (christianity) has to be changed. It has to be destroyed and replaced not with another system but with an entirely new way of life."(Pg. 120). This guy wants to repaint the christian faith to fit his own emergent agenda and propaganda. He believes that it is irrelevant or unimportant that the Virgin Mary actually be a virgin. Without a virgin birth there is NO Jesus. I went to public school and even I know that. Among many heresies he teaches under the guise of Christianity he teaches in his book and video series that Jesus is not necessarily the ONLY way to eternal life with God but simply the BEST way to "the depth of reality" (pg. 21). This is to dismiss orthodox Christianity completely. He is a liar and a heretic and a wolf in sheeps clothing.
JOHN: Dude, I want to go to church but I don't want to hear about Jesus or God or get preached at with the Bible.
DAVE: You should go to Rob Bell's church cuz they don't teach anything. And if you want to feel spiritual and new age watch Rob Bell's NOOMA videos.
JOHN: Thanks Dave! I always wanted to go to hell in an emergent hand basket!!
"Poop is emergent too."
DAVE: You should go to Rob Bell's church cuz they don't teach anything. And if you want to feel spiritual and new age watch Rob Bell's NOOMA videos.
JOHN: Thanks Dave! I always wanted to go to hell in an emergent hand basket!!
"Poop is emergent too."
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