#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.
#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.
#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.
#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.
#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.
by Pepsi max drinking white man June 14, 2010
Get the Puking shitsmug. Noun. Often used to describe a person that one dislikes. Typically reserved for those who are widely considered undesirable, eccentric, soft/weak, or annoying, by the majority of their peers.
Barley: Dude did you hear Joe Biden trying to be cool with Cardi B, calling himself 'Joey B.?'
Hops: Wow. What a fucking puke.
Hops: Wow. What a fucking puke.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper February 8, 2024
Get the Pukemug. Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.
by Sprinkles The Death Dealer April 3, 2009
Get the Puke-O-Metermug. An illegal man who thinks he’s still south of the border who’s nasty in all aspects of life from touching his kids to touching his wife’s kids to trying to touch the neighbors kids to stilling to snitching to setting people up
by Dadonn February 19, 2025
Get the A Pepe La Pukemug. When the streets are full of piles of leaves and garbage and it gives the appearance of the street puking.
I didn't know the city was done picking up leaves, now it is pouring rain and there are Street pukes everywhere!
by InjunAbe November 19, 2017
Get the street pukesmug. Almost back to normal lol but I have puke neck where you puke so much and so hard that your neck muscles are shot.
by ol' saddleface September 6, 2016
Get the Puke neckmug. When you take a sniff inside a new car and then puke after words from that new artificial leather (pleather) smell.
by pleather puke boy October 10, 2008
Get the pleather pukemug.