promise?

any time you're getting your dick sucked behind a shed you must ask if they promise.

promise?

by b_b_b_b May 11, 2021

`~`I Promise You, I Allison Christina Robles, Also Known As, America Ferrera, Is Going To Do Something About Burials, I Promise You, I`~`

`~`I Promise You, I Allison Christina Robles, Also Known As, America Ferrera, Is Going To Do Something About Burials, I Promise You, I`~`

`~`I Promise You, I Allison Christina Robles, Also Known As, America Ferrera, Is Going To Do Something About Burials, I Promise You, I`~`

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

dandilion promise

The floral meaning of the dandelion is that it is a gift to a loved one that will provide happiness, simple joy, pure love and is a promise to a partner of total faithfulness.

give a dandilion to someone and make a love related promise

dandelion promises are made too often for a world full of hate, and war

girl: i got you dandilions.. i promise ill always love you

boy: yeah? is that a dandilion promise?

girl: yeah.. //////

by k1ss4ph0bic January 27, 2021

Cocaine Promises

False hopes made off cocaine

She/he told me she would pay my bills off cocaine promises

by Lies told on true assumptions April 24, 2024

Catmaster Promise

When someone who tends to lie a lot is trying to talk serious for once. A Catmasters promise is a true promise that is never broken.

Its true bro, a Catmaster Promise I didn't do that.

by Catmaster3 June 17, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

promise academy

a school full of dumbasses , and dick riders . i wouldn’t recommend going there .

don’t go to promise academy!

by vsnsnsj March 12, 2020