Optimus prime

Optimus prime also known as robo Jesus has the sweetest voice that will make anyone calm. He can die and come back without consequence

Optimus prime: i die and come back. You die and what happens, nothing

by Sir something January 12, 2022

Optimus Prime

Enjoys Ripping off faces

Don’t believe me ask the fallen

Optimus Prime: Give me your face

by Gojira Octavio April 24, 2022

Minos Prime

A smurfs soul that formed after a prison made of flesh got defeated by a fucking go-pro with legs. Minos Prime says some cool dialogue that consist of, "hey thanks for freeing me, imma beat the shit outta you..." Then proceeds to whoop your ass for 4 hours. Once you finally learn to parry the cheese lookin snake things, you basically win.
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Oh yeah and "JUDGEMENT!" will haunt your dreams for the next week and a half...

Biggest Minos Prime Fan "Minos Prime is a bitch baby!"
Average Sisyphus Prime Enjoyer "yeah..."

by [Jesus Prime] June 28, 2023

Rizzmus Prime

Leader of the Rizzbots with members Bumblerizz ,Rizzhead, Grimrizz, Jumperrizz, Rizzchet, Arizz going up against Rissmuztron, Starrizz Rizz waves from the planet of Cyberrizz

Neil D rizz is gonna be the future Rizzmus prime

by Graver444 September 13, 2023

Optimus prime

Leader of the auto bots father of bumblebee and secretly has a crush on megatron

Optimus prime is happy

by Skylynx August 21, 2021

Sloptimus Prime

An Ugly girl who still manages to have sex with an unbeleivable number of guys.

Kyle: Dude...Ricks new girl is a straight up Sloptimus Prime.
James: I know dude...Trust me.

by ThatGuyUSA June 3, 2009

Metroid Prime 2: Echos

A non-existant game. Totally fake. Because everyone with a 5th grade education knows it's Metroid Prime 2: Echoes...not Echos, ya dumbfucks!

"My friend is such a dumbass n00b, he's waiting for Metroid Prime 2: Echos!" "Hahah, dumbass...he'll never find THAT game!"

by anonymous December 8, 2004