postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 1, 2005

postal

Post an overwhelming series of updates, links or photos to Facebook, Twitter, or the like.

Holy shit, Jennifer must have dumped Eric! He's totally gone postal with Smiths songs. Jesus!

by joseph_junior September 2, 2011

Poptart Retard

A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.

Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew.

Ur such a poptart retard Alex.

by Im cool like that April 25, 2009

poptart

an instant message. spun from the old NT popup program.

Marianne just sent me a poptart (poptarted me).

by Snow Goddess November 10, 2004

postal abbreviation

an evil scheme devised by the postal system so that packages intended to me sent to maine end up in maryland

that goddamn post office still can't tell the difference between an E and a D. idiots

by Unknown August 4, 2003

Poptart

1)When a breast implant explodes or expands inside of a woman's breast.
2)An extremely good snack when frozen or even when heated.

1)Wow! Did Pamela Anderson almost have a poptart.
2)Mmmmm....Gotta love those poptarts.

by Tyler Oulette August 29, 2008

Pipstar

Son of Winji Playa Aka Kojak Jr. (Pip-Star) superstar baby boy, one who is well talented and very attractive to girls and women, well respected and rated by everyone, and also a celebrity in his own neighbourhood and wherever he goes

everyone seems to go crazy when this specific baby boy passes through. peeps often ask others have you seen Pipstar

by Otemia Gordon February 8, 2008