When a lover finishes onto a rag in below 0 temperatures (so that it is frozen) to which the other loved then consumes the frozen load like a popsicle
by RandomFuckerYouDontKnow47 January 31, 2025

An utterly despicable insult to one’s body image. To call someone a new universal insult to add salt to the wound
by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024

The exploding chocolate popsicle is when the male host inserts his penis into the female host ass who has severe diarrhea. He then continues to rail her until she shits so hard it causes an explosion in her ass hole building up pressure from diarrhea causing the male host to fly back and hit a wall. His penis then looks like a chocolate popsicle from having the explosion of diarrhea on his penis. The female host then yells, “boom, exploding chocolate popsicle”.
Did you hear how bad Jenny gave Forest the exploding chocolate popsicle? He said it was a very shitty experience.
by Eston555855 December 16, 2020

by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019

a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.
last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.
by theguywiththesmallpeen August 21, 2022

by 69forfree April 21, 2019

Joe: Hey Bill, have you seen Lucas?
Bill: Well, the last I saw him he was wearing house slippers, and a gown. I think they were admitting him to the "Popsicle Factory.."
Bill: Well, the last I saw him he was wearing house slippers, and a gown. I think they were admitting him to the "Popsicle Factory.."
by LXI483 January 30, 2023
