Albertan Polar Plunge

When you put icy hot on your cock and proceed to slather her vagina in Vaseline, and then run into her vagina like a battering ram.

I gave your girl a Albertan Polar Plunge last night.

by mrmagicmuffinman420 February 01, 2023

polar penis

When you get frostbite 🥶 on your dick.

It was -20°F outside, cold enough to turn a man's dick into polar penis.

by dsrdakota February 23, 2021

Bible-Polar

When somebody's talking about the Bible one minute, then cursing people out the next.

Some of these girls are Bible-Polar. They instantly go from speaking good to speaking bad.

by LionelK May 06, 2014

The Polar Grizzlies

A Badass Band from Ashville, Alabama.

Guy1: Did you see The Polar Grizzlies last night?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Never mind you are gay......
Guy 2: :(

by LetKiller September 07, 2011

Polar Bear Tears

The tears you have in your eyes after a cold wind has been blowing in your face.

Its freezing out, hand me a tissue for these polar bear tears?

I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.

by Jet Puff October 12, 2022

Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.

Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016

polarment

The incorrect spelling of parliament sometimes misspelled as "polariment, pollorment, paularment and even pollyrment" and no online dictionary recognize them to correct someone until now.

It isn't polarment, it's parliament, dumb ass!

by Bam Writes June 30, 2010