peanut monkey

the best person to ever be on the planet

as a nick name - you are a peanut monkey

by peanut monkeys July 4, 2021

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Peanut Algerian

A race of those who are allergic to peanuts

Brooke: "I'm going to run through the school with a bag of peanuts"
Ryan: "That's a terrorist act"
Matt: "That's racist to, Peanut Algerians"

by itzzposeidon November 21, 2018

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Peanut Spit

(Verb): used to reference a state of confusion.

Chandler said that after that test, his mind was peanut spit.

by ErnestLyons73 September 5, 2022

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Circus Peanut

Verb: When you straddle the corner of a dining room table and drag your boys across it.

Did you see little Joshua just circus peanut the dining room table? Wtf

by JbmlrE March 18, 2021

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When one's significant other is pregnant and the unborn child has the face/spirit of George Washington Carver. When one copulates with the partner, the unborn George Washington Carver fellates one's penis while engaged in the vaginal canal, thereby imparting "peanut dick."

"Carol's pregnant with George Washinton Carver's spirit and he totally gave me peanut dick last night when I was fucking her."

by George Washington Carver's Father November 13, 2007

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Peanut-butt

An adorable and sexy guy's butt. His butt looks like two peanuts squished together, to create a firm and cute butt. I am in love with this guy and his butt is just the cutest thing ever! (Also known as Cooper)

"Would you look at that butt, it is so small, yet still so sexy!"
"That is because he has a peanut-butt!"

by Buggaboo2coop August 22, 2011

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