The reason why Gateway Computers has a cow as a spokesman is because, just like a cow patty, Gateway Computers comes from a cow's ass.
by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 5, 2009
Get the Cow Pattymug. The hottest couple in the entire world that everyone is completely jealous of. Everyone wants to have an Evan and Pattie relationship.; A term that refers to a really amazing couple.
Person 1: Have you seen that couple? They have such an Evan and Pattie relationship!
Person 2: I wish I could be like them!!
Person 2: I wish I could be like them!!
by merfthesmurf January 1, 2012
Get the evan and pattiemug. Before a man has anal sex with a woman, He puts lettuce in her rectumm and proceeds to ram it in. After it is thouroughly rammed, he urinates on it and then eats it.
by Jakemasta flex June 9, 2003
Get the Happy Pattiesmug. by Gangsta_pianoplayaa November 1, 2007
Get the catty pattymug. by Matthew T. Kane June 20, 2006
Get the Patty Wackmug. A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.
by Agent Kaniff July 23, 2007
Get the patty mayonnaisemug. Behavior far beyond being bi-polar. An unreasonable state of mind that causes a person to obsess over people in internet chat rooms. Having very rare and limited times of lucidity and sanity (usually while only going to the bathroom) and primarily erupting into rants, raves and ridiculous comments. Those who suffer from this rare disorder, are typically called "lowlife losers" or "escaped mental patients". Symptoms include pathological lying, stalking, obsessions with people, extreme foul language and lack of personal hygiene.
by KatieKat82 December 8, 2007
Get the Patty-Polarmug.