Where you cook alfredo for your date but you pre-coat the pan with your jizz marinated for a week. Then you start intercourse and insert it into her pussy while she screams “It burns!” Then you turn on crazy rap by digbar and hungry unicorn each other.
by glenn quagmire_ June 3, 2025
Get the Nutty Alfredo Pastamug. cheesey pasta. serves 3. fucking it serves me
by oopsiesdoopie October 9, 2023
Get the red box cheesy pastamug. 
the pasta guy is the kind of person that you will stumble upon when you least expect it. they are the type of person who loves to listen and learn. they come at the perfect time and never plan on leaving for a long long time. they will stick around until you're sick of them, not that you would ever get sick of anyone, especially not these people. all they want is to be around you and that's all they want in return; love, care, and appreciation. the pasta guy is the person who will always be there for you, specially when you need it most. when they come into your life, never ever take them for granted. always give them the love and appreciation that they deserve. the pasta guy is the most considerate and understanding person out there. the pasta guy only deserves love and everything good, like ice cream and extravagant birthday parties. the pasta guy is the most interesting and cool person you will ever meet! they tell the stupidest, but funniest, jokes! they bring a different light into your life that could never be replaced by anything else. they are the kind of person you think of whenever you hear a love song or a happy song. they put a smile on your face every single time.
and for my pasta boy, know that i love you more and more everyday. i wouldn't trade you for the world and you deserve all the love in this world. i would give you everything if i could, but i will give you my heart until then. even when you get everything, you'll always have my heart. i love you <33
and for my pasta boy, know that i love you more and more everyday. i wouldn't trade you for the world and you deserve all the love in this world. i would give you everything if i could, but i will give you my heart until then. even when you get everything, you'll always have my heart. i love you <33
by millymellyame August 11, 2024
Get the the pasta guymug. by juliesavch September 22, 2018
Get the Pastamug. My boyfriend’s pasta is so small I can’t even taste it
My boyfriend’s pasta is a nice round rigatoni
-How was yesterday’s dinner with your BF?
+Really well, I had two pasta dishes iykwim
My boyfriend’s pasta is a nice round rigatoni
-How was yesterday’s dinner with your BF?
+Really well, I had two pasta dishes iykwim
by Guigote March 13, 2018
Get the Pastamug. Refers to a kind of house style seen across most Australian cities, named for their Italian style and the Italian people who built them.
Can be described in simple terms as "Tuscan or Mediterranean Villa" style, most likely constructed during 70s and 80s but many remain to this day. Will always be of brick and tile construction, occasionally have stucco cladding, make frequent use of arches and can be one or two storeys tall. Some of the more lavish designs will have Roman style columns, porticoes and concrete statues. Often have satellite dishes and may even have ceramic tiling on balconies and patios, are divided into many small rooms inside.
Can be described in simple terms as "Tuscan or Mediterranean Villa" style, most likely constructed during 70s and 80s but many remain to this day. Will always be of brick and tile construction, occasionally have stucco cladding, make frequent use of arches and can be one or two storeys tall. Some of the more lavish designs will have Roman style columns, porticoes and concrete statues. Often have satellite dishes and may even have ceramic tiling on balconies and patios, are divided into many small rooms inside.
Estate agent: the next house is a Mediterranean style villa with a lot of charm.
Client (looking at photos): I wouldn't mind living in a pasta palace.
Client (looking at photos): I wouldn't mind living in a pasta palace.
by Jay-Dee-2991 February 20, 2018
Get the pasta palacemug.