The quasi-scientific phenomena where brown (Muslim, Middle Eastern, South Asian/Asian Indian and occasionally Latina) girls without glasses look nothing alike/ extremely dissimilar yet the same brown girls when using glasses will look extremely similar/almost identical
"Yo bro, that indian girl with glasses in math class looks like mia Khalifa "
"No duh it's called Mia Khalifa's Paradox- brown girls with glasses look similiar to eachother and without glases look different "
"No duh it's called Mia Khalifa's Paradox- brown girls with glasses look similiar to eachother and without glases look different "
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The best Catch-22 of them all: What if your grandfather was a truly horrific person and you were forced to go back in time and kill him before he could do those bad things. But, if you succeed and your grandmother hasn’t been impregnated with your dad or mum yet, you would not be born, and if you weren’t born, nobody killed your grandfather and well… you know where this is going.
Person 1: “Yo, what’s your favourite paradox?”
Person 2: “It’s The Grandfather Paradox. Such a fascin-.”
Person 1: “Fuck off, it’s so overrated.”
Person 2: “It’s The Grandfather Paradox. Such a fascin-.”
Person 1: “Fuck off, it’s so overrated.”
by YellowBinLorry May 24, 2023
Get the The Grandfather Paradox mug.The Maxvita paradox occurs when an individual, while playing the game CS:GO, uses machine pistols and other inexpensive and high fire-rate SMGs as high valuable AR, whereas when playing with guns such as the AK-47 or the M4A4, the person tries to "spray and pray" while rushing at the enemy. Players acting like that can be named "Maxvita" after the patient zero himself, Maxvita
"That bot is just rushing and spraying with an AK, what an idiot"
"That has to be The Maxvita Paradox"
"That has to be The Maxvita Paradox"
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Get the The Maxvita Paradox mug.A paradoxical definition of something that makes zero sense and in no way can be defined as a paradox.
"If I was Pinocchio I would say 1+1=2 but secretly say 1+1=3 under my breath to cause a paradox when my nose doesn't grow" this is an example of Shaun's Paradox
by Jraves October 24, 2023
Get the Shaun's Paradox mug.A company policy whereby the doors are to remain locked until after the Auditor has left the building results in a paradox in which the auditor is unable to leave the building resulting in continuous audit.
You see if we get the company to send an e-mail saying the doors are to remain locked until the auditors leave it will create an Auditors Paradox, the auditor will be unable to leave the building resulting in continuous billing at an hourly rate in perpetuity.
by JimmyJohn7 October 7, 2008
Get the Auditors Paradox mug.Since all hipsters are wanna-bes by their very definition, through reviving dead fads and believing in things too obscure to be known outside of hipsterdom, they are not anything at all, and therefore, cannot exist.
I totally thought John was a real person until I found out he was hipster. Dude, he doesn't even have a reflection, I'm pretty sure. The hipster paradox rings true once more.
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