Shlug Packer

Shlug packing is the act of making a log of shit and packing it in your ass crack and letting is solidify but before it fully solidifies you cut the log into thin strips and put the strips back into your ass crack.
When the shit fully solidifies you piss into a bowl and eat the poop chips with the piss

Dude my girlfriend spent 3 days making a huge shlug packer

by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ July 18, 2025

greenbay packer

the best team in the NFL. the Greenbay Packers also own the Chicago Bears.

yo the greenbay packers are lowkey the best.

by walnutjr August 15, 2025

Flat Packer

A slur for someone from Sweden

Person 1: Well you cant trust those flat packers anyway!
Person 2: that's true, the Swedish can't be trusted.

by JustSamDJ December 20, 2025

Packer wacker

One who is so over joyed

Bob is a packer wacker this morning and it’s only 5 o’clock.

by Chiefs2020 March 24, 2025

Snow packer

White fever to the extreme, especially when the white person in question is quite average or even ugly to their own kind. They don't care or pretend not to notice until later. Often has an obsession with half-white people and having a half-white baby with idealized blue eyed blond features from a great deal of internalized white supremacy from a childhood of self-loathing. This is called Operation Half White Baby and is commonly from family pressure. A strong fetish for being sexually colonized, especially from the type of white person who oppressed their ancestors. When their kid resembles themselves instead, say by normal genetic dominance, they hate it or are known to 'offer' to pay for plastic surgery and pass it off as natural, lying to family on social media about natural beauty. Some cultures are bigger on this plot than others.

"Did you see that new Japanese girl? I hear she's a snow packer, do you think we have a chance? I heard she'll date any guy if he's white enough! Her parents don't care."

by paint88 June 30, 2024

Packer

A packer is an item primarily used by transgender men to give off the appearance of a penis. This item is used to combat gender dysphoria whether the person wearing it is trans or not. Packers can be made out of anything that's comfortable and that works; Like a sock or anything resembling a dick.

John: Ah man

Tom: What

John: I forgot to put my packer in this morning

Tom: Dang

by comemaster3000 July 10, 2024

Fudge packer

Someone who takes it in the butt

Mr.mginn is a fudge packer

by Urmumsluver69 April 7, 2025