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Prostatute

The prostatutes ares whores that, in the middle of the action, violently insert their fingers into your anus to reach your prostate. They also go back and forth with their fingers really really fast and really really hard. They are evil creatures that appear only at moonless nights, so watch out!
-Hey dude, you wanna get some hoe's 'night?
-better not, man, I can't see the moon in the sky... There must be some prostatutes among them...
-oh shit, I forgot! Come on get into my car, I'll bring us safe!
by Grillzy January 7, 2010
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prostitution

The practice of exchanging sex for money, goods or favours - by people who have the integrity to admit what they are doing.

Contrary to popular stupidity very few whores are coerced and most are self-employed, or work through agencies.

Yes it's squalid, and I will stop doing it the moment someone explains to me how it's morally worse than the 'approved' method of going to clubs and lying your way into some drunken slut's minge.
I can see why prostitution may have been harmful to society when there was still a society to harm.
by Lord Grimcock May 18, 2008
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prostitution

how dreams are made.
"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?" - George Carlin on prostitution.
by Drama_King January 18, 2009
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prostitution

Only thing better than porn if you don't have a girlfriend.
I went to Vegas and prostitution was everywhere. So I started living in Caesars Palace, saving up cash to spend on hookers.
by ggg666 October 24, 2003
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prostitote

bag, satchel, or some other large means of conveyance (body bag, over-sized trash bag) which is used in the transport of corpse(s) of coked-up, dead hooker(s) from scene of crime to alleyway, dumpster, woods, etc.
The call-girl we ordered for Jaline's birthday party had an aneurysm in the middle of giving her a lapdance, so we had to stuff her in a prostitote and haul her ass out to the dumpster.
by 734 March 12, 2008
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prostitution

n: The most honest transaction that ever takes place between men and women.
1. She thinks: "I want half of your house, your car and your salary" She says: "Can we discuss the M-word?"

2. She thinks: "I want free drinks" She says: "you're really nice"

3. He says: "Can I get you a drink?" He means: "I would really like to fuck you"

It's all just prostitution in the final analysis!
by Reiki Man April 17, 2006
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Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes

A group of people who may appear to be awkward together but instead, they aren't. The Jk's and BP's are a group of friends who like to make music together. They are commonly lower-level university students.
ex.) Those JK's and BP's will be at open mic tonight, wanna go?
Sorry, I can't come. I am hanging out with Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes.
by EmmaDavid January 16, 2009
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