Dude 1: Dude I'm screwed! I was up all night studying for a final. And I woke up late and didn't get breakfast. I'm hungry and tired! What do I do??
Dude 2: You, my friend. Need some power noodles.
Dude 2: You, my friend. Need some power noodles.
by Shisnat July 14, 2011
Get the Power Noodles.mug. Her: Hey baby, do you have a buddy you can bring home to fuck me?
Him: Yeah sure, do you want to try Darryl Powers?
Him: Yeah sure, do you want to try Darryl Powers?
by Fuck Hole June 2, 2010
Get the Darryl Powersmug. Official Rules of "POWER DREIDEL!"
SETUP:
-Form a circle with 3 or more people, taking turns, clockwise.
-The game requires 2 dreidels. 1 main dreidel & 1 bonus dreidel.
-Set aside a large cup as the community chalice & fill with 1 drink of beer at the beginning of the game.
-Set one shot of liquor beside community chalice.
HOW TO PLAY:
-Spin main dreidel. If it lands on...
Gimmel: Take 1 drink.
Hay: Pour 1 drink of your beverage into community chalice.
Nun: Give 1 drink to person of choice.
Shin: Drink all contents of community chalice
...OR risk it & spin the BONUS DREIDEL!
-The bonus dreidel allows a person who spun Shin a chance to avoid drinking the community chalice.
-Spin the bonus dreidel. If it lands on...
Nun: Choose someone else to drink community chalice.
Shin: Drink all contents of community chalice AND the shot of liquor.
Gimmel/Hay: Drink the community chalice.
-Any time the community chalice and/or shot is emptied, refill with a respective drink of beer and shot.
ADVANCED RULES (optional)
-When someone spins the bonus dreidel, form a circle, do a Hasidic style dance, and loudly chant "BO-NUS DREI-DEL, BO-NUS DREI-DEL, BO-NUS DREI-DEL!"
-All participants vary drink types to make community chalice less desirable.
-Specify a designated bonus dreidel guardian who is the official caretaker of the bonus dreidel.
SETUP:
-Form a circle with 3 or more people, taking turns, clockwise.
-The game requires 2 dreidels. 1 main dreidel & 1 bonus dreidel.
-Set aside a large cup as the community chalice & fill with 1 drink of beer at the beginning of the game.
-Set one shot of liquor beside community chalice.
HOW TO PLAY:
-Spin main dreidel. If it lands on...
Gimmel: Take 1 drink.
Hay: Pour 1 drink of your beverage into community chalice.
Nun: Give 1 drink to person of choice.
Shin: Drink all contents of community chalice
...OR risk it & spin the BONUS DREIDEL!
-The bonus dreidel allows a person who spun Shin a chance to avoid drinking the community chalice.
-Spin the bonus dreidel. If it lands on...
Nun: Choose someone else to drink community chalice.
Shin: Drink all contents of community chalice AND the shot of liquor.
Gimmel/Hay: Drink the community chalice.
-Any time the community chalice and/or shot is emptied, refill with a respective drink of beer and shot.
ADVANCED RULES (optional)
-When someone spins the bonus dreidel, form a circle, do a Hasidic style dance, and loudly chant "BO-NUS DREI-DEL, BO-NUS DREI-DEL, BO-NUS DREI-DEL!"
-All participants vary drink types to make community chalice less desirable.
-Specify a designated bonus dreidel guardian who is the official caretaker of the bonus dreidel.
"Dude, that Power Dreidel game got me so drunk last night that I put on a Santa Claus costume and made love to a Christmas tree!"
by Power Dreidel King December 16, 2012
Get the Power Dreidelmug. The five original shock sites. These shock sites are first shock sites ever to be on the internet. The power five consists of tubgirl, goatse, hai2u, lemonparty and meatspin.
There are also many other shock sites as well inspired by these such as last measure and lolfish.
There are also many other shock sites as well inspired by these such as last measure and lolfish.
Failtroll: Hey, go onto goatse.bz.
Victim: Dude, that's an old site. All of the power five are old news now. Many people already know what they are and what web addresses link to them.
Failtroll: Aww shit.
Victim: Dude, that's an old site. All of the power five are old news now. Many people already know what they are and what web addresses link to them.
Failtroll: Aww shit.
by Alveron January 18, 2011
Get the power fivemug. The concept of, when waiting for some distant goal, mentally forcing yourself to span that time quickly.
Steve: Dude, second semester went by so fast, I can't believe it's already summer.
Bob: Yeah, I've been power living since winter break.
Bob: Yeah, I've been power living since winter break.
by Stevebobtom February 20, 2011
Get the Power livingmug. A completely over exaggerated compliment to a woman you really don't know, but you want to know... really bad. Typically used when you have nothing better to say, drunk, at 11pm, with seersucker shorts, and wayfarers.
by Uber Redhead March 25, 2013
Get the Power Hairmug. 1. People who know the advanced features of a computer operating system.
2. What business people who don't actually know anything about computers call themselves when all they can do is make spreadsheets in Excel. :
2. What business people who don't actually know anything about computers call themselves when all they can do is make spreadsheets in Excel. :
Ex:
1. I just installed a new GUI to Debian! Now to overlock my processor so I can get shit done!
2. The following is a real story from my old job:
Lady: *Calls Me(IT Guy)*
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, is this IT I'm speaking with?
Me: Yes.
Lady: I'm normally a "Power User" but lately, Windows has been SO slow! I would like it if you could help me.
Me: Ok, would you like me to come over to your office?
Lady: No, it's fine.
Me: Well, could you answer these questions?
Lady: Yes. Why is it so slow?
Me: Have you updated Windows?
Lady: No.
Me: Do you have Windows 7?
Lady: Why do you want me to downgrade? I already have Windows 95!
Me: Have you downloaded any viruses?
Lady: No, my doctor said I'm fine.
Me: Umm...Well, have you clicked on any suspicious E-Mails?
Lady: Yes! I'm still waiting for my new iPhone!
Me: *Facepalm*
1. I just installed a new GUI to Debian! Now to overlock my processor so I can get shit done!
2. The following is a real story from my old job:
Lady: *Calls Me(IT Guy)*
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, is this IT I'm speaking with?
Me: Yes.
Lady: I'm normally a "Power User" but lately, Windows has been SO slow! I would like it if you could help me.
Me: Ok, would you like me to come over to your office?
Lady: No, it's fine.
Me: Well, could you answer these questions?
Lady: Yes. Why is it so slow?
Me: Have you updated Windows?
Lady: No.
Me: Do you have Windows 7?
Lady: Why do you want me to downgrade? I already have Windows 95!
Me: Have you downloaded any viruses?
Lady: No, my doctor said I'm fine.
Me: Umm...Well, have you clicked on any suspicious E-Mails?
Lady: Yes! I'm still waiting for my new iPhone!
Me: *Facepalm*
by The Man with the Plan In a Can August 17, 2012
Get the Power Usermug.