micro peen

a very small penis peen could only be seen under a microscope. Most women don't enjoy the so called micro penis.

person 1: hey did you guys hear about jimmy's micro peen.?
person 2: i heard that it is smaller than a lady bug.

by SHOOK1230 May 17, 2020

Peen

A peen is a mystical pEnIs that has no soul. A peen typically people named ~evan~ slip up and say just shit that makes you lose a few brain cells here and there. Peens usually flock together so it’s safe to say if you find one peen another is lingering not to far behind. Peens have to fit special qualifications and typically a peen will try to call others a peen to feel more accepted by society.

Dude shut the fuck up evan ur a peen and nobody asked you to speak

by Toenail clippins June 19, 2019

Peen

The best MF clan in Modern Warfare

Tom: Aye man, what's your clan tag for MW?
Sam: Bruh, obviously it's Peen

by Dat_Boi42069 December 4, 2019

Tactical peen

A secret organization bound by the strategic use of the peen in a chilvarous and honorable fashion.

I was initiated into the honorary tactical peen by preforming various acts of strategery while in NOLA.

by NOLApeening January 9, 2017

J'ing the peen

To jerk off. Also said as "j the peen" or "j'd the peen"

I think nick was j'ing the peen when we were having a sleepover

by Mother freaking fuck June 10, 2025

Peen

Bro code used for calling your friend a dick or asshole; more formal

Johnathan was such a peen when he touch my mom on the ass. He had sex with her to!

by Ihaveretardismlolzxxxx October 14, 2020

Peen

Penis

Suck my peen dawg

by Ofere June 27, 2019