Oyster foot

When accidentally stepping on an oyster in Australia, a bleeding, infected, pus dripping stump is usually the result. This painful horror is called oyster foot.

Hey mate, I’ve got a serious case of oyster foot.

by Trumpina May 9, 2019

Oysters Nielsen

When someone pools up a bunch of semen in the small of your back. Best served cold.

Cromer couldn't wait to serve Tiffany Oysters Nielsen.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate January 28, 2023

lose an oyster

Lose your shit, get mad, get riled up

Don’t lose an oyster Becky! Chad doesn’t deserve you.

by Breadluvr July 2, 2019

Saucing the Oyster

To lie.

Bro, are you saucing the oyster with me? Tell me the truth

by Hugo Diangio September 23, 2023

cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.

Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.

by HookerHuey June 16, 2024

oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by anonymous January 19, 2025

Oyster

Something that is so cool you say “that’s so oyster”

Person 1 “ hey that person is so cool!”
Person 2 “ you mean that’s so oyster!”
Person 1 “oh yeah! That person is so oyster!!”

by Oyster luver June 18, 2025