Cotton Cooch

The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.

“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
“I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch”

by Kittyqueen123 January 28, 2022

cooch smooch

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.

“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”

by hbot47 November 10, 2019

The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.

‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’

by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021

cooch sauce

the sauce that comes out of one’s cooch, usually a whore. most of the time it smells like dead fish or rotten cheese.

Dylan drank her cooch sauce the other day.
Oh shit, my cooch sauce just squirted everywhere!

by P3N15 F4C3 N1993R H34D 8====D April 28, 2019

Fuck, Fuck, Cooch

A sex game played at a reverse gangbang or orgy, where female players sit in a circle while one man bops them on the head one at a time. With each bop the man says fuck, and when he chooses the cooch he desires, he proclaims, “Cooch!”

I play duck duck goose with the kids, but Fuck, Fuck, Cooch with my friends

by CanoeOnAcid July 29, 2020

Cooch

Coach with a Scottish accent. Also a double entendre to mean "a vagina".

Nooooo Cooooooch, dün't make us dü mahl repeats!

Don't call me Cooch.

by JV Fondue November 28, 2017

Stinky cooch

When you sit on a girls pussy and farts

Damn girl, I just gave you a stinky cooch!

by smd1722 June 18, 2021