The floor is a vibe

When the floor is the most comfortable seat in the area

"you can sit on the bed"
"nah the floor is a vibe"

by Frederick Frederick November 4, 2019

Floor Garnish

The piece of lime on your glass of Vodka-Cranberry that will inevitably end up on the floor of the bar.

“There’s a nice piece of floor garnish down there”

by jay-nj February 18, 2023

Floor slut

Someone who regularly grinds their genitals into the floor to the point of climax.
Usually done while fantasizing about a person of interest.

"Oh, I'm a total floor slut. I do it all the time."
"Oh he's/she's a floor slut. You didn't know?"

by CappyboySteveman June 24, 2019

Crap on the floor

What dogs do when they want to spite you.

Dogs like to crap on the floor a lot, don't they?

by Bonjourstupid April 17, 2019

amine floor

the floor of amine's room in amines house that has nails on it

Yo, watch out, he got amine floor!

by Mcdoossmuncher57 October 20, 2023

Floor Focus

When you get high, but have to go out to people, and you can't focus on anything except the floor.

- You seen this dude? He ain't nothing but floor focused.

by MosoumuPirsyr May 24, 2019

Floor Squash

a place in a rando primary school in Australia. ITS REAL IVE BEEN THERE!!!!

glory and grace

l l
___ Jeff lives at floor squash

by friend_of_shep April 8, 2022