The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries

The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

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Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"

by n1qq4s May 31, 2017

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Oklahoma tire swing

You know exactly what it is.

My wife's pissing me off!
I'm bout' to give that bitch an Oklahoma tire swing!

by Beachpartysteve December 24, 2023

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Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the sandwich condiments (disregard the bread) and put it all together then stuff it between someone's ass.

Subway was closed that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.

by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023

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AKA: The Humid Hellscape. A place where storm chasers chase, and a place where normal residents have to deal with the horrible weather. Either it's going to be a deep freeze in December or January, or through March and May humid, hot, and convective, and through June and July or August, blistering heatwaves. I guess you could say autumn is a good month for Oklahomans, but still doesn't help with the horrible people living in the state.
Not the best place to be honest.

Storm Chaser: "dang i gotta go chase in oklahoma epic dry line setup going on in the panhandle"
Oklahoma Resident: "huh, 4th violent tornado this month"

by MartianSupremacist May 25, 2024

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Oklahoma Spitroast

An Oklahoma Spitroast occurs when many morbidly obese men gather in a trailer park during a tornado and proceed to masturbate on the trashiest female they can find

Hey Earl get everyone together, we’re gonna Oklahoma Spitroast Diamond later in my trailer

by DrakeSteele June 11, 2018

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