Kirk

Deiform of Empyrean

Kirk, The god of creation

by KJKakarot November 3, 2022

Kirk

Slang term used for oral sex

Justin: I went to my girls house last night
James: did you get kirk

by Ethioyoshi November 1, 2025

Kirked

When someone gets shot from a building across campus

Maddy should get kirked

by Lyaker September 30, 2025

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish.

Kirk hasn’t stopped fishing.

by zjc November 21, 2021

kirk

verb: to be abruptly killed, especially via the carotid artery by a long range firearm

Oh my stars! That man was just kirk'd!

Come on, James. Kirk him.

by The 180m Badger September 10, 2025

kirked

Slang for getting shot critically/getting a critical shot. Reference to Charlie Kirk, a right-wing political activist, getting shot in the jugular on September 10, 2025 during a "Prove Me Wrong" campaign at Utah Valley University and croaking shortly after.

Eden: I just kirked the shit out of this guy on CoD.

Coco: I hope I don't get kirked in the middle of school.

by googlyeyestickers September 10, 2025

Kirked

When a catastrophic failure occurs. Examples including but not limited to: something falling apart. An aftermarlet part spontaneously falling off, or flying off a vehicle, lipo battery exploding while performing its duty, etc.

That engine just kirked. What happened to his car? It kirked!

by AL Zeus May 9, 2023