The art of fucking a girl and as soon as you cum inside of her, she starts bleeding from her newly minted period and then you cut her throat just because she violated you. DONT DO THIS TO A GIRL YOU CARE ABOUT.
by Corey Jew August March 25, 2010
Get the New Jersey Massacremug. New Jersey Sauna-n. The after effect of taking an enormous dump in the toilet while someone is showering (doing it during prevents the SOB from flushing that shit torpedo). Turn off the bathroom ventilation and close the any windows. The dooky monster in the toilet is not flushed, rather, it is left so the steam from showering brings out the fullness of said thumper dumper and maximizing its aromatic properties. The steam and poo makes something reminiscent of a sauna in New Jersey.
*Note: for best results New Jersey Sauna should be done on a hot humid August night. Or after the consumption of any gut busting, anus destroying foods.
*Note: for best results New Jersey Sauna should be done on a hot humid August night. Or after the consumption of any gut busting, anus destroying foods.
Suppose youre over at a friends for the night and you want to have a laugh, why not give them a New Jersey Sauna! Sneak into the bathroom just after he/she started to shower and take a massive dump. MAKE SURE THE FAN IS OFF and Dont flush, just let it simmer. The combination of steam and heat will enhance the poop smell and make them think they are in New Jersey on a hot summers night, which is awful.
by The Real PCT December 8, 2009
Get the New Jersey Saunamug. A man who has his hair cut short. Is physically built. Is a mama’s boy and tough guy at the same time. Probably Italian. Obnoxious as fuck and wants to argue or fight with you. Thinks they are entitled. Does not mind their own business. Gives their point of view without consent. Annoyingly follows you around. Cocky ass motherfucker
by WorseThanHitler October 17, 2020
Get the New Jersey douchebagmug. Basically the worst team in the NHL, haven't been good since Ilya Kovalchuck decided to leave the hole known as Newark.
Friend 1: Hey man did you watch the New Jersey Devils game last night?
Friend 2: No, I would much rather watch my parents have sex than watch the New Jersey Devils.
Friend 2: No, I would much rather watch my parents have sex than watch the New Jersey Devils.
by NHLFacts June 9, 2015
Get the New Jersey Devilsmug. Girls from Jersey are absolutly diffrent than just normal girls. Jersey Girls create their own definition. Jersey Girls are about being the life of the party, and not giving a fuck who they are with, or where they are, they will still make the night rememorable in any way possible. Skanky? Yes they are, but they have the attitude to make you love them. They don't view life as hell, they view life as a huge party, and they're going to take risks more than be controlled and reserved.
They're all damn gorgeous in their own way. Caked make up, fucked up multicolored hair, doesn't matter, they all have a look and they know how to work it.
They're all damn gorgeous in their own way. Caked make up, fucked up multicolored hair, doesn't matter, they all have a look and they know how to work it.
Whitney Houston - Crazy as hell bitch, but she's sexy in her own way.
Martha Stewart - She's fabulous, so what if she was in jail? She was still running circles around people in the business industry, and she knows how to play them.
they're New Jersey Girls
Martha Stewart - She's fabulous, so what if she was in jail? She was still running circles around people in the business industry, and she knows how to play them.
they're New Jersey Girls
by tufyguhj November 10, 2006
Get the New Jersey Girlsmug. by warlock2322 July 13, 2009
Get the new jersey girlsmug. WHEN SLEEPING IN BED WITH YOUR FEMALE PARTNER, YOU PULL HER PANTIES DOWN AND JERK OFF, SPRAYING CUM ALL OVER HER ASS
by TONEKNOWLEDGE44 January 27, 2009
Get the NEW JERSEY CUDDLEmug.