topless nachos

using the foot and toes to stroke the penis.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it's very distracting.

Man: Dude! I totaled my car yesterday!
Other Man: Why?
Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!

by totalpyro420 June 17, 2008

Ghetto Nachos

Cheap nachos, created in the bag... at the convenience store.

Oh, you don't have the $2.99 for a box of Nachos down at the 11-7? (You're not a Republican; are you?) Well, you got a dollar? No problem, Ghetto Nachos then. The sign on the counter says free chili and cheese, although they failed to specify what this is (and more importantly isn't) for on the signs.

Ingredients:

1 Convenience store
1 Small bag corn chips
Self service hot dog/nacho counter (with free chili, cheese and jalapenos)

Directions: Choose and pay for the $1 bag of corn chips. About face and proceed to the self-service counter where the free chili and cheese is. Open bag of chips. Squirt liquid cheese like substance in to bag. Squirt liquified chili like substance into the bag. Garnish with free jalapenos (Yep, toss 'em into the bag.) Exit store immediately. Enjoy!

by Queso Suave September 29, 2012

Nachos

An African American word for “Not Yours”.

Hey Man, Dat crack pipe nachos.

by Maxwell December 17, 2004

Nachal Cheese

when a girl dosent wash her vagaina and it develops moldy cheese in it and the pubic hair around the vagina gets all string with cheese and smells bad

Man, katie sure smells like nachal cheese.

by boobs big April 1, 2009

Puerto Rican Nachos

1. (noun, vulgar) -- A customary dish eaten by Puerto Ricans that uses human shit instead of refried beans, on top of a tortilla chip, and usually toped with onions and garlic to fight back the stench. Said dish is most usually eaten as a sexual act.

1. Hey fag , have you eaten the Puerto Rican Nachos recently, or have you just been sucking ass?

by Buttfuckme December 7, 2017

nachopa

Nachopa is the smoking skinny version of Nacho

Nachopa is a "flako fumón"

by Chopato November 24, 2021

ballpark nachos

The crusty flakes that fall off an unwashed taint.

That hooker hadn't washed in at least a week, there's ballpark nachos all over my sheets.

by Hankity Pankity August 14, 2017