Mohammad Muzamil Murtaza Banday

An amazing person who is looked up to

Man I wish I was like Mohammad Muzamil Murtaza Banday

by Randompersonwhodisctatesword May 25, 2023

Marta

A person that looks like Skeet Ulrich.

Person: Hey, do you know a marta?
Person: Yeah, she looks like a stoner that drives a retro minivan.

by hannygranny March 23, 2019

mexican mortar

N. Feces.

I was outside with the dog and stepped in a big pile of mexican mortar

by Dave Burgundy January 13, 2009

Li Mortacci Tua

An Italian expression (the use is very common specifically in Rome) that in English means " Your fucking dead relatives". In italian it makes more sense, trust me

A: Sorry! I didn't see you, oh god my yogurt is all on your gucci shirt!
B: Li Mortacci tua! You fucking idiot!

by ItalianHoe March 3, 2019

Gemma and Marta

Gemma and Marta the bestest friends in the world, the ones that can trust each other with anything and everything. Both really pretty too ;)

'damn i wish i had friends like gemma and marta do...'

by cowzzz October 13, 2011

ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series)

a not so bad netflix original where the protagonist makes me want to fucking kill myself because of her shitty acting. its a not so good rendition of the book series with barely decent and an atrOCIOUS ONE (makes me want to use eye bleach).

why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e

by CloudLuka August 9, 2017

mortar

Adj. Used to describe a very hot day.
The opposite of brick (i.e. It's fucking brick outside!)

It's so fucking mortar outside right now you could boil vagina juice.

by Rommel (see Rommel) April 22, 2005